Pliney: (Watching Violet spoon boiling water out of an over-full pot of potatoes) Are we not set up for housekeeping?
Violet: We are... we just blunder sometimes.
Rotting carcass on rug - put in tub.
Freezer left open - check the meat. (ALL of it.)
Left breakfast on roof of car - go back for the pieces.
Tornado results in loss of power - buy ice.
Violet: What time are you guys thinking of coming back home?
Father: Oh in about twenty minutes.
Violet: (Silence. Hangs up phone)
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